If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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