Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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