Porn is love you can see.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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