Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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