We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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