There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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