I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
