I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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