But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I got inside last night via doggy door
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
