Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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