Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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