I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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