I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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