you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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