Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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