glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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