If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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