Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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