The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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