i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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