Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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