problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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