Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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