so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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