i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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