Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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