Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Welp...herpes.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
