So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
