I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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