That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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