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I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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