He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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