Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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