I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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