If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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