On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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