I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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