Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Randomize
