do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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