i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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