I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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