ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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