hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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