i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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