I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I think people are normalizing furries
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize
