dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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