so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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