it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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