she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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