Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Even my vagina gasped.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Randomize
