the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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