Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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