can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Two words: blizzard sex
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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