You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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